How to annoy me

Be angry at your spouse.
Yell at me instead.
Yell at a woman who is only five days post partum while she rocks her newborn and tries to corral her pants-less two-year-old.
Refer to the fact that the two-year-old is pants-less as a “problem” when I am already doing what I can to remedy the situation.
Don’t take what little advice I have the energy to give you.

And hey, she’s two; who cares if she isn’t wearing pants!