The boobie bidness is my fault!

OK, so my midwife didn’t put it that way at all. She pointed out that usually when you see that particular problem happening it’s because the poor little newborn cannot hang on to the massive mama boobie without help. I should be supporting my immense knockers as she nurses or her itty bitty chin will give up and out my nip will slip. So she’s not messing with me or turning evil… she simply cannot stand up against the bodacious mama ta-tas.

Now how’s THAT for TMI.