My life as a cool mom is over

We are selling my adorable, kick-ass silver Rav4 in order to buy a…
Wait, let me start again:
My Rav4, who has been with us through the fun times and in which we conceived both our children* is being sold so that we can purchase…
Wow, this is harder to say than I thought.
We’re going to buy a mmmm..
minnn...
mini-va...
mini-vaaaaaaaaa...

[snort]
[clearing throat]

MINIVAN, OK!
We’re going to buy a freaking minivan. Gahhh!



And yes, I’ll be signing up the kids for soccer any day now.



*so not true, but I just bet your sweet ass you all thought it was. After all, I’m the hippie chick, right?