1. Wannabe Hippie can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
2. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Wannabe Hippie.
3. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Wannabe Hippie Head.
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Wannabe Hippie.
5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Wannabe Hippie is two minutes.
6. The risk of being struck by Wannabe Hippie is one occurence every 9,300 years.
7. The porpoise is second to Wannabe Hippie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
8. The fingerprints of Wannabe Hippie are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
9. Wannabe Hippie has three eyelids.
10. Medieval knights put the skin of Wannabe Hippie on their sword handles to improve the grip!
Thanks to Rude Cactus for the inspiration. And #5 is so not true; I can get it done in 30 to 90 seconds, tops. But #9... I don't know how they knew that. Seriously spooky.
