Thursday, October 20, 2005

Gender confusion

Lily: Anya a girl?
Me: That’s right.
Lily: Ily a girl?
Me: Yep, I have two girls.
Lily: Mommy a girl?
Me: Mommy’s a girl.
Lily: Daddy a girl?
Me: Nope, Daddy’s a boy.
Lily: Daddy a boy. Mommy a boy?
Me: Nope, Mommy’s a girl.
Lily: Daddy?
Me: A boy.
Lily: Yeah, and Mommy’s a girl!
Me: That’s right! One more time, what’s Daddy?
Lily: Daddy’s a MONKEY!
Me: You got that right, kid.