Today Lily learned how to open the fridge all by herself.
Maybe tomorrow I can teach her how to CLOSE IT!
In the meantime, anyone looking to score some free cold air, come on over. We’re apparently sharing with the neighborhood.
We also have copious amounts of whine, a plethora of fuss and a whole load of “hey, where’d the house go? All I see is MESS!”
On second thought, don’t come over here. Score your free cold air elsewhere. It’s in your best interest to steer clear. ‘Cause all this? It’s a recipe for crazy and my kid is one hell of a cook.
